Signs you're driving in Israel

• Required utterances (after finishing list, begin again at the top):

1. "Whoa!!"
2. "What the hell?"
3. "Hey!"
4. "Yeah, and your mother."
5. "Oh my God, Buddy!"

• And the understatement of the month award goes to . . . . Fodor's Israel!!! For the following published observation (p. F33): "Driving in Israel can be unnerving at times."

• Remember, above all, the motto of Israeli Drivers' Education School: "Horn over Brakes"