Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Beautiful Tourist Site of the Day


This is all I want to see today.
Met with landlord - ate breakfast - went to sleep - got up at 3:30 and made myself shower and dress - now about ready to tiredly start day at 4:55.
We decided we need to rent a car so Dan's going to pick up Tanya (which I'm not sure he knows -- but I'm sure as hell not driving a car through Jerusalem!!) who will be sleeping over with Rosa and I tonight. I just want to sleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Conversation with Carl

Interesting meeting with our landlord this a.m. - he came by to collect payment.
His story: He came here in pre-war 1973 from New York. He fought in two wars: "If I knew then what I know now - that we'd still be fighting this war - I probably wouldn't have put down roots here." His three daughters are very committed to the State - one works here, one is doing her army service (on a leadership track) and the other is 15 and goes to the Jerusalem High School for the Arts (right now she's in the States with an international NFTY (Reform Youth) gathering).

He confirmed what we can see walking around the city: Jerusalem gets poorer and poorer as the ultra-religious are taking over, there's no industry and nothing to draw the revenue-producing secular; schools are shutting down and city services are shrinking rapidly. The secular, young and upwardly-mobile are moving out in droves. Interestingly, this high-speed light rail system they're constructing to "revitalize the city" will, he believes, be the final stake through the heart of the city: those who work here will move out to Modi'in (Remember the Chanukah story? Modi'in has gone from Maccabee territory to yuppie-ville) or other suburban communities and just commute in and out. Jerusalem is basically becoming an ultra-Orthodox inner city - a permanently dependent welfare state.

He directs resource development for an organization called Sikkuy: The Association for the Advancement of Civic Equality. They fight for equal rights for Israeli Jews and Arabs. He anticipates a major civil war as the systemically disenfranchised Israeli Arabs become a larger demographic. Apparently, the country's health care system is fully integrated as Israeli Arabs and Israeli Jews work equally, side-by-side. He feels there is everything to gain by expanding this model into the society-at-large.

Meanwhile, I will work to stay focused on happily soaking up the culture and tradition of this historic and spiritual city as a clueless American tourist.

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Monday, March 30, 2009

And they say Israel doesn't have culture. . .

From the world of stuff . . . .


<------ Coolest Israeli household object. Milk bags with plastic pitcher sold separately.

DAY ONE

Travel: Signs of Divinity

Have not yet lost my passport

No missed connections

No luggage overweight fees: Managed to heave 10 ton suitcase on ticket counter scale -- weighed in at precisely 50 pounds

Showed up at Boise airport and my confirmed aisle seat was no longer in the system - Boise ticket personnel couldn't give me a new one - in Atlanta, waited about 90 minutes with approximately 175 other kvetchy Jewish passengers for seat assignments - got window seat - threw fit - staff completely unimpressed with fit - complained by phone to boyfriend and mother - got on board - someone asked me to switch to the aisle so he could be next to his wife, leaving me, in the end, a happy traveler!!! :-)

Compression socks kept legs compressed

Wide array of entertainment options on personal screen: (thank God, as flight was 13 hours long) -- couldn't get any sleep so at least was productive --
  • Frost/Nixon, Japanese subtitles (liked)
  • Revolutionary Road, Arabic subtitles (liked)(wondered which Arab country would possibly not make viewing this movie a capital offense)
  • The Office (episode where Jim and Pam talk whole time through tiny Japanese bluetooth devices)
  • Everybody Hates Chris
  • House
  • A quarter of a very cheesy Asian film starring the Korean Hilary Duff
  • Bejewelled (video game, untimed beginner version)
  • The New Adventures of Old Christine

Travel: Miscellaneous Items of Note

Passenger two rows behind me had some kind of medical incident that required 3 flight attendants to hover over him murmuring for about 25 minutes with blood pressure cuff, oxygen mask and probably a tourniquet and boiled water -- luckily, they didn't kill him.

Watched some TV shows, dozed for a little while -- thought, "I bet we're mostly there by now!" Looked on flight path channel -- plane off coast of Canada. Damn!

Tradition has it that when your plane touches down in Israel (obviously a post-Talmudic tradition) you are to break into applause. I'm not sure if this took place as I was too focused on The New Adventures of Old Christine to notice. Hey- priorities.

As is my personal tradition when first arriving in the land - ripped off by sherut (shared van) driver. Ah - home again.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

WHAT THE HELL DAY IS IT??


I don't think I've actually slept in two days but my adrenaline is goin' strong. Such a crash can be foreseen in my near future!
Flying adventures (and the shock of seeing Israel after eight years of tremendous growth!) will receive some blogging space once my brain is a bit more functional but here I am in my little apartment in the historic Nahlaot neighborhood of Jerusalem. You can see the little Boraykes kiosk across the street (where I just bought a bottle of water) and the other photo is my living room (aka Rosa's bedroom).

I took a cab over to see Tanya tonight. Her campus is really pretty and it's a beautiful night out (Although she thought it was cold. Her body thermostat is clearly on the "Middle Eastern" setting.) I met some of her friends and even managed to utter greetings in which predicates followed subjects as if I were a person who had slept at some point over the past weekend.

When I go online here, the sites come up with Hebrew words on them -- Google.com, Googlemaps.com, even this website. Weird!!!!!

More adventures and commentary to come . . . . . .

Saturday, March 28, 2009

DRESSED AND SORT OF READY (besides the packing part)


Haute Couture of circulation-promoting footwear.

"The highest level of compression you can get without a prescription" --Receptionist, The Vein Institute, 203 Fort Street, Boise, Idaho

Friday, March 27, 2009

TODAY'S TRAVEL PURCHASES

All items are fun and/or cute and/or pink. And what a fundamentally better world this would be if we could say this of everything on the planet.

Slippers (pink, fluffy, cute) for shuffling about the cabin.
Color coordinated digestive aid.

Mini travel hair dryer (switches to 220 units of some electricity thing for international usage)

Adapters, artistically arranged.
Assortment of fun games for return flight with daughter.
Fuzzy inflatable pillow for comfy cozy flying experience.

Monday, March 23, 2009

To-Do List Grows

And yet one more thing I have to do before leaving: As you undoubtedly know if you have daughters too old for Raffi and too young for graduate school, these boys, who could buy and sell AIG's Board of Directors several times over(and perhaps should!), will be starting their world tour in Dallas on June 20th and singing to Boiseans six days later, being the greatest birthday gift my soon-to-be 15-year-old daughter could possibly imagine.

10 am, Friday: As the only member of the family not in another continent this week, I'll be one of the many people bringing the ICTickets website to its knees when thousands of us all push "Buy Tickets" simultaneously. Nothing is too good for my precious little baby girls (and also they have to pay me back).

And if you are extremely out of the popular culture loop -- these are the one and only Jonas Brothers.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Legal/Religious Query

Can I claim religious persecution if my employer chooses to have its annual wellness fair/weigh-in event during the week my tradition requires me to cleanse my kitchen of not-kosher-for-Pesach chametz, necessitating the consumption of large quantities of chips, crackers, cereal and pasta??? (okay, maybe my tradition doesn't technically require me to eat all the chametz but still . . . ) I don't notice St. Al's having their weigh-in the week after Christmas cookies, eggnog, fruitcake, goose, figgy pudding, etc. . . .

Friday, March 20, 2009

Signs I'm Getting Close

To-do list on dining room table (excerpt):
Buy converter/adapter - AAA travel store? Target?
Compression socks (driven by DVT-phobia)
Bring Tanya: People mag, Soffe sports shorts, lyrical foot undies, calculator, leggings, sleeved summer shirts

Taste of international travel:
Just got back from Chicago. On my 2-hour leg from Denver to Chicago they put us on a 767! Excitement! Reminded me of most cool things about international travel --

  • Individual blanket and pillow wrapped in plastic on seat
  • Individual television screen
  • Diverse channel selections on arm seat (Ask Marc and I to sing kids' choral rendition of "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore": Kids Channel, 747 to London, Air India, circa 1975 -- We will happily re-create!)
  • Airplane bathroom's relatively expansive counter features pump dispenser with scented lotion
  • You can do laps around plane
  • Futuristic entertainment center pods with lounging chairs that fold back into beds for corporate flyers with unlimited expense accounts  (they won't let me into that section but I enjoy knowing that such luxury is taking place within the confines of my little flying society -- perhaps like the pride medieval peasants took in their villages' lavish Cathedrals??? [note: possible doctoral dissertation?])
  • TV channel that shows "real-time" map of your flight path with your plane pictured as cute icon covering an area half that of France
  • When de-planing, have to carefully merge traffic with other rows
XOXOXOXOX!!